apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
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