so explain again why im purple
no
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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