And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
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