I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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