Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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