So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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