Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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