just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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