i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i dont even know how to be here
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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