I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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