I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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