Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Randomize
