We're facebook friends in real life
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I want to fling myself into the sun
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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