Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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