It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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