We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I want to be your penis for a week.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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