"it" just moved
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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