you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I didn't notice because vodka
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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