talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
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