Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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