so that wasnt chicken after all
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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