The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I have feelings that need drinking.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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