So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Holy sore nipples Batman
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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