I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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