question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Randomize
