Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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