How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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