Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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