apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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