If that was your dad, he is hot
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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