i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Randomize
