There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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