did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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