I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
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