i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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