So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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