You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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