This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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