why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
We got so high we made milksteak
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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