Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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