Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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