you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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