Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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