Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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