Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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