How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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