real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
People in love make me want to vomit
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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