Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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