Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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