new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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