Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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