Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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